My Geek Code (v3.1) says....

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK----- Version: 3.1 GFA/L/P/O d-@ s:(-) a--- C+(++)>$ !UC P+? L>$ E? !W++>+++$ !N o--? K-? w(+)>$ O? !M V? PS+(++)>$ !PE Y? !PGP- !t !5 !X R>$ tv>$ b++(+)>$ DI !D !G e>+$ h !r?>--- x- ------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

Geek: GEEK: I'm a geek of _unknown classification EEK_. Unknown code 3!
?: 3.1: ????
Dress: d-@: I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
Varying wildly on this topic.
Shape: s:(-): I'm the height of an average geek.
I range from ...: I'm as round as an average geek.
... to ...: Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.
Age: a---: I'm between 15 and 19.
Computers: C+(++)>$
I range from ...: Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean game of DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting to the manual too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a hard disk. I also know that when it says 'press any key to continue', I don't have to look for a key labeled 'ANY'.
... to ...: Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
I'd like to be making money at this.
Unix: !UC: I refuse to use Unix.
Perl: P+?: _Unknown perl code +?_
Linux: L>$: I know what Linux is, but that's about all.
I'd like to be making money at this.
Emacs: E?: What's Emacs?
Web: !W++>+++$: _Unknown web code !++_
... but I'd like to be ...: I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
I'm making money at this.
Usenet: !N: I don't use Usenet.
Usenet Oracle: o--?: _Unknown oracle code --?_
Kibo: K-?: _Unknown kibo code -?_
Windows: w(+)>$
I range from ...: Ok, so I use MS Windows. I don't have to like it.
... to ...: I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.
I'd like to be making money at this.
OS/2: O?: What's OS/2.
Macintosh: !M: I don't use a Mac.
VMS: V?: What's VMS?
Politics-Social: PS+(++)>$
I range from ...: My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
... to ...: I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
I'd like to be making money at this.
Politics-Economic: !PE: I don't care about economics.
Cypherpunks: Y?: What's a cypherpunk.
PGP: !PGP-: _Unknown pgp code !-_
Trek: !t: I don't watch Star Trek.
Babylon 5: !5: I don't watch Babylon 5.
X-Files: !X: I don't watch X-Files.
Roleplaying: R>$: Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.
I'd like to be making money at this.
Television: tv>$: I watch only the shows that are actually worth while, such as those found on PBS.
I'd like to be making money at this.
Books: b++(+)>$
I range from ...: I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
... to ...: I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
I'd like to be making money at this.
Dilbert: DI: I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it
DOOM!: !D: I don't play Doom.
Geek Code: !G: I don't have a Geek Code.
Education: e>+$: Finished High School
... but I'd like to be ...: Got an associates degree
I'm making money at this.
Housing: h: Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
Relationships: !r?>---: _Unknown relationship code !?_
... but I'd like to be ...: I'm beginning to think I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid me like the plague.
Sex[f]: x-: Not having sex by choice.